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THE BAND TEASE

Is a New York streetwear with the punk energy of a basement show, DIY chaos of a mixtape, and ramblings of 3AM bodega counter culture.
We’re a queer, women, minority, and immigrant owned satirical brand poking fun at ourselves and the overly branded and coopted counter culture movements. We’re prescribing you a dose of Over The Counter Culture humor in the form of wearable art.
Illustrated by Smurfo and creatively directed by SLOWKEY and Katya, we collectively thought “that would make a great band name” and ran with it. Unlike your local DJ, yes we would like your song request and yes we’re open to collaborating on a track aka shirt.
The Band Tease is streetwear for those who live like every day’s a DIY gig and the world is your garage stage.
Start the band. Wear the tease. Support your local weirdos.

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